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2003


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then you have friends that intend to roast you to a new level !!!
Now it's MURPHY'S turn to get even ...

2003 This years honored and deserving individual is our own benevolent, but unlucky leader MIKE SLATES He couldn't outfish MURPHY on Piedmont lake this spring. Well MURPHY, we all know Mike can't outfish you buddy, not even out of his own aquarium !!! MIKE got lucky last year on Atwood! The good Lord must have felt sorry for him and commanded one of those old dried up carp scales in his livewell to turn into a limit of bass, otherwise he'd of come to the scales with another one of those stories about the "Hawgs" that broke off. .Shit, if he'd change that five year old "River Mist" fishing line once in a while them crappies wouldn't get away and maybe he could fry them up and quit bumming our sandwiches all the time !! Man if he only knew what all we put between those slices of bread just for him ?? He probably still thinks they were sardine sandwiches. Mike may try to discount the truth about weighing in crappie instead of bass, but we have the picture to prove it. Click on the chain to see the picture. Use your "BACK" button to return to this page. OK now on to the prestigious five dollar bill award. Mike started this annual five dollar bill award last year because he dreamed he actually outfished Murphy on Atwood Lake. Well we all understand that Mike is "Middle Aged" and the real definition of middle age is " When broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waste change places. Taking that into consideration Murphy realized that Mike cannot count to five all at once, so the five dollar award will be presented like this.. you can use your fingers Mike !! There you go "BUDDY MIKE"...enjoy it for this year !!! YOURS TRULY, Murphy Click HERE to return to 10 HP main page